1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:08,440 - And be so good. - I am so grateful for... 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:12,560 Am I going too fast for you? I have such long legs. 5 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:18,040 And be so good. 6 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:21,000 I am so incredibly grateful for - 7 00:00:21,160 --> 00:00:24,520 - that you have loved my new selfie. 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:29,760 It is now sold out, but don't despair. I'm going to restock. 9 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:35,600 But now I will show you this wonderful sofa, - 10 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:39,920 - which is sponsored by Fogia. Have you seen anything so delicious? 11 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,840 - It fits so well here. - Loser. 12 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:51,160 Then all the cushions are in place. Pretty gorgeous? 13 00:00:51,320 --> 00:00:52,560 Damn it. 14 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:57,320 I have tagged Fogia. You can just check below here. 15 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:58,880 Monkey. 16 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:04,440 ... competition where you can win the self-tanner even if it is sold out. 17 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:10,080 So swipe up, and join the competition. 18 00:01:12,360 --> 00:01:14,760 Take the toilet paper. 19 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:20,320 We bought ready-made patties you can warm up. You can do it, right? 20 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:25,600 I've said it a million times that the key is only for emergencies. 21 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:29,640 - Didn't they have hard-boiled potatoes? - Damn. 22 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:37,480 - Dad? Give that key. - We're just trying to help you. 23 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:44,760 It's like fermentation which I have started with. 24 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,200 - Have you been drinking? - No. 25 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:53,880 - Get a look at your teeth? - No! I've had one cup. 26 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,960 Are you sitting here alone drinking? 27 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:03,600 You remember Greta? Our neighbor in Kristiansand. 28 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:09,040 - I remember Greta. - She is in a care home now. 29 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:14,560 She is unable to care himself. Brain damage. 30 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:19,920 - But she's a heroin addict, mum. - How do you think it started? 31 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,480 It's sad stuff. 32 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:37,200 Now you have to take action. Tidy up a bit and get out a bit. 33 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,280 How long has it been since now? 34 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,600 One year and six months and twelve days. 35 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:49,160 - Shall we take a breather here? - No, the door is broken. 36 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:54,480 - Then we have to repair it. - No, not now. You must go. Dad! 37 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:59,320 - Konrad, bring my bag. - I think you have it so messed up. 38 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:04,080 Don't like to dust? I can help you with that. 39 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,880 I love you guys too. Have it. 40 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,640 Welcome to birthday! 41 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,800 “Dear Mom. Welcome to the big birthday party." 42 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,280 "Gluten-free and vegan". 43 00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:00,520 It's fun. To be bidden in his own daughter's birthday. 44 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,640 (song from card continues) 45 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,680 (song from card continues) 46 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,360 (doorbell) 47 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,600 - Hello! - Is it the dog again? 48 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:37,280 I promise you that you will never come to hear that it is a dog. 49 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:41,040 Read the statutes. You, look here. 50 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,720 Here. Bee. 51 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:48,760 The owner said it was just to say hello. No, it was a bloody attack. 52 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:54,920 - But, please... - There should be no domestic animals here. 53 00:04:55,080 --> 00:05:00,560 - Unless you are disabled. - But what if the dog is disabled? 54 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,120 (sugar) 55 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:12,240 - Hello, Anders. - Hello. Are you going to exercise? 56 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:15,440 I thought we could work out together? 57 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,560 I have a cycling session today. Sorry. 58 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:24,320 Can't you do it tomorrow? Then we can train together today. 59 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,160 No, I have to follow the program. 60 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,920 You are delicious. 61 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:43,680 899? Is it a bit fresh for someone who never exercises? 62 00:05:44,840 --> 00:05:47,760 - Hello! - Hello! Coming. 63 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:51,600 I have to... Okay? 64 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,360 Have it. 65 00:05:55,520 --> 00:06:00,920 - Remember the parent conversation. In two hours. - Today? I have no chance of that. 66 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:07,000 - Please? You have to. - Can we take the short route today? 67 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:12,240 Short route, okay? See you there then. 68 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:42,640 We usually sit and eat there. 69 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,920 - Out there, yes? - Yes, next to the football pitch. 70 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:50,520 Hello! Then it was Olivia. Come in. 71 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:54,720 Hello. My name is Sigve. I'm almost starstruck now. 72 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:57,760 My wife is watching your blog all the time. 73 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:06,920 Here. Welcome. We can sit here. I have become addicted to your cream. 74 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:11,520 No, is it true? So nice. It is completely free of parabens. 75 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:16,560 - No, are you here too? - Yes, of course I'm here. 76 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:21,840 - I am Olivia's mother. - Yes, yes, I know that. 77 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,880 So you are all men. 78 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,920 Okay. 79 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,160 - Does anyone want coffee? - Yes, thank you. 80 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:36,720 - It's mine. I only have two cups. - We can only share. It's going well. 81 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:41,960 Do you share? So great. It is very good. Be so good. 82 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:48,440 - I thought it was a parent talk. - Pull yourself together. 83 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:52,600 - Okay, shall we get started? - Yes. 84 00:07:52,760 --> 00:07:58,040 Olivia, super girl. We are happy to have Olivia in the class. 85 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:04,720 - She actively participates in class. - You could talk to me about this. 86 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:09,280 - Wait a minute. - Sometimes she is unfocused. 87 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:14,440 Was it your idea that we should celebrating birthday at dad's? 88 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,680 Or did they persuade you? 89 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:22,040 You decide. It's not Jeanette's birthday. 90 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:25,440 - What do you say, Linda? - What am I saying? 91 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:31,080 Sometimes Olivia can be a little unfocused. 92 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:35,600 How is it at home? like that around homework? 93 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:41,320 Now homework is not the favorite hobby. We have some challenges there. 94 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:46,560 - Things are going very well with us. - Yes, thanks to Jeanette. 95 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:53,640 - It's going very well with me too. - You said there were challenges. 96 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:58,640 Yes, with getting her to stop doing homework. 97 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:03,000 Olivia is absolutely crazy about to do homework. She is eager to play. 98 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:08,480 She comes home and shouts: "Homework!" And I say we have to eat first. 99 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:12,640 I have to say no. It's like a child laborer. 100 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:17,320 - Mom, seriously! - Maybe we should listen to the teacher. 101 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:22,600 - I want to talk about concentration. - Welcome to the birthday party! 102 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:26,440 - Sorry. - It's going well. 103 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:31,280 - Welcome to the birthday party! - Especially a little out of class... 104 00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:34,640 - Sorry. - It is Jeanette who sings. 105 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:39,640 That's it, yes? So great. No, but it's going well. 106 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:46,120 - I'll just take it up here. - We just have to... It won't give up. 107 00:09:48,200 --> 00:09:53,880 We have to ignore the sound. Then we talk slightly higher. Then we get it done. 108 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:57,640 What I thought we should talk about, was the concentration... 109 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:01,360 No, it was like hell! 110 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:07,200 When you get a Cowboy-Laila who will play mother in her spare time, - 111 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:12,520 - then there is no peace to be had one single second. 112 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,440 So, then it was solved. 113 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:27,320 - Was it your thermos, perhaps? - Yes, it was. 114 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,080 Sit down. 115 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,840 No. 116 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,880 - Hello! - No, you were so cute! 117 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:42,120 - Hello, Sigrid. - Hello. 118 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,880 Hi Fredrik. 119 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,560 Oh, so cute! 120 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,600 - Anders, where is he? - He'll be here soon. 121 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:58,840 Yes, then it will be a birthday on Sunday. Very cool invitation. 122 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,560 Thanks. 123 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:07,280 - Mom, look how much it likes me. - Yes, the gold, I see it. 124 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:12,440 - Can't I have it for my birthday? - It is not allowed in the apartment. 125 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,640 Why do we have to live in the stupid apartment? 126 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:21,440 But we have a lot of room. We have so much space. 127 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:26,840 - Maybe we can have her, we. - Seriously? 128 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000 - Thank you very much, Jeanette. - Little grab. 129 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,520 Will Olivia get you for a birthday present? 130 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:36,640 That dog is unfortunately reserved. 131 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:40,120 I thought Anders said that you struggled to sell it. 132 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:44,840 There was one at work who would like to have a dog. 133 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,240 Then it was Fredrik. Hey, you. 134 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,000 Yes, no, it didn't turn out that way. 135 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:57,760 - Okay? - Okay. There you go, mom. 136 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:01,440 - Have at it, my friend. - Have it. 137 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:08,480 - Can't you let Jeanette have it? - No, I actually can't. 138 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:14,760 She has taken everything from me. my husband, my house. Now she's taking my kid too. 139 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:19,720 - Is there anything else she can take from me? - It's your daughter. Hello. 140 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:22,320 I can't do it. 141 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,680 You...be fine. 142 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,680 - We'll come up with something. - Thank you. 143 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:33,120 - I'll see you at lunch. - What would I do without you? 144 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,840 - Mom? - I'm coming. I almost have to go. 145 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:51,120 - Hello. - Hello, Linda. The usual? 146 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:57,120 I'll take them all. 147 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,960 Everything we will do at Norefjell. 148 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,680 - Norefjell? - The seminar now for the weekend. 149 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:19,760 In heaven's name. It's totally tightly packed. Do we have time to go to the bathroom? 150 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:23,440 It's going to be so much fun. Just wait and see. 151 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:25,480 (sugar) 152 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,680 Hello, Linda. Do you want the usual? 153 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,200 I'll take them all. 154 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:28,960 You, Linda. I think we have to take a talk about that situation. 155 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:35,120 I see all the looks you send me It doesn't work out. 156 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,040 Soon the Me Too fans will arrive thundering in. 157 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:46,120 - You misunderstood. I am not... - You must not take part in the seminar. 158 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,400 Sorry. It doesn't work. 159 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:55,400 A little alcohol on board ... Me don't dare think about what might happen. 160 00:14:55,560 --> 00:15:01,280 - I don't understand what you mean. - A bit of innocent fingering. 161 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:06,400 You play a little with... Maybe some toys? 162 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,080 It's best you stay home. 163 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:17,560 Sorry, but that's the way it has to be. 164 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:22,480 No more glances in my direction. And hold your tongue. 165 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:28,240 - Absolutely. - Keep up the good work, Linda. 166 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,920 (knocking) 167 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:41,760 Attract the pathetic gaze. Sigrid is happily married. 168 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,560 (snorts) 169 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:50,680 I understand that it is tiring to see them together. 170 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:56,720 Don't focus on Jeanette and Stein. Focus more on yourself. 171 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:02,320 How about trying to date? That Tinder stuff we talked about. 172 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:07,360 On Tinder, it's idiots who send eggplants and writes: 173 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:11,440 "Lick my cock before breakfast." 174 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:15,840 You know the type. I don't want a cock for dinner. 175 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,200 (push message) 176 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,720 - Do you have a push notification on Jeanette? - You know what? 177 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:29,160 She probably pays Instagram to send out. 178 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:34,440 So everyone has to watch it the pathetic fortnight life she lives. 179 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:39,280 - She is approaching thirty. - But she is too young for Stein. 180 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:44,960 He is in a mid-life crisis, after all out me with a younger version of me. 181 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,560 Maybe you should try to get ahead. 182 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,240 - I'm ahead. - Yes... 183 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,280 Okay, so maybe she's pretty. 184 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:03,480 Do you have time for creams and shit all day, you look pretty. 185 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:08,200 And she's way too tall. Stein has never liked tall ladies. 186 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:14,120 They are both so pathetic. I'm so glad I got rid of him. 187 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,520 Damn sponsor whore. 188 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,600 Oh! Damn! 189 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:16,120 Hello, you, Linda. 190 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:21,360 What do you want me to do? Stein and Anders are best friends. 191 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,240 I have to deal with them. 192 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:28,000 If you say so, then. She sure is nice. 193 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,760 Join in. She's not that bad. 194 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,680 Please? 195 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,680 (camera click) 196 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,240 - Hello, Linda! - Hello. 197 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:53,640 - So nice of you to join. - Yes. Nice to ... join. 198 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,640 So cozy, then. 199 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,440 Oh! There, yes. 200 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:12,080 I have a very good lady which is great at Restylane. 201 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:18,320 - No, it was an accident. - Yes. I see that. 202 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,760 (text message) 203 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:24,680 - Now I got an answer! - That's what I said. 204 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:28,280 - Look, then. - "Going to a seminar. Will miss you." 205 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:31,280 "Thinking about you a lot. Peter." 206 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:38,280 - I understand that you are charmed. - Peter, my colleague? 207 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,800 - What? - You mustn't misunderstand. 208 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:51,000 I love Anders, but... I don't know what I'm doing. 209 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,880 Why haven't you said anything to me? 210 00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:00,440 - I thought it was going to pass. - But it doesn't have that. 211 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,520 This has been going on for a long time. 212 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:11,080 Jeanette wondered who I was captioned with. That's why she knows... 213 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:16,880 - Do you have...? - No, no! My God! No! 214 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:22,280 - We haven't even kissed. - That's the problem. Right, Linda? 215 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:30,400 - She has to fuck it off. - Fuck it away?! 216 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:36,160 - Yeah, fuck it. - What do you mean, screw it away? 217 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:40,560 - I mean... fuck it. - It's actually a good idea. 218 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,800 This is probably just a classic midlife crisis? 219 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,720 But it is conceivable that it is the solution. 220 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:53,960 If I sleep with him, that tension disappears. 221 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:58,880 Like with him there at college. He ... Henrik. 222 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:03,560 You were so crazy about him, so lied you together, then it was nothing. 223 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:08,440 He had more foreskin than pee. I could blow it up like a balloon. 224 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,680 Yes, that's what it was. 225 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,560 (cell phone rings) It's Anders. I have to take it here. 226 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,720 - Now it's turned around. - Because she wants to save her relationship. 227 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,840 If you think that adultery will save a relationship, it has its turn for both. 228 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:30,920 I focus on Sigrid and Anders will have a nice and long relationship. 229 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:34,480 To achieve that, Peter has to get out of the world, right? 230 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,400 No? You don't buy into that line of thinking. 231 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,200 No. 232 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,800 But she needs a good friend, at least, who supports. 233 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,880 - You ... I'll help you with Peter. - Okay? How... 234 00:21:57,040 --> 00:22:00,560 He writes that he is going to a seminar. We're going there. 235 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:06,560 - At Norefjell? At the seminar? - We happen to be there. 236 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:09,880 It's not such a bad idea. 237 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:15,400 Not such a bad idea. Shall we see. Norefjell ... Spa hotel. 238 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,960 - I treat you to this. - No, you don't need it. 239 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:23,640 Of course. That's what you have friends for. 240 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,520 Okay? 241 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:30,920 - It's about you. Everything for you. - You are the best! 242 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,080 No! Or yes. 243 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,960 It's a blast. I'm going along, right? 244 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:45,600 I am the link. Peter is my colleague. 245 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:50,480 I have the whole program and know where they are going from minute to minute. 246 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:56,200 So we can kind of just slide in randomly, come: "Hello, are you here?" 247 00:22:56,360 --> 00:23:02,840 So... Won't that be a bit weird? They didn't want you to join. 248 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:09,040 - Won't it be weird if you come? - No, there will be no problem. 249 00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:14,160 That's why I'm your friend. 250 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:18,760 - Then it will be a girl's trip. - Top. 251 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,000 I was like, "No, no, no!" 252 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,840 - Child porn, like. - No! 253 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:40,360 What was the last one? I didn't get with me that. What was the last one? 254 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,600 You, now I forgot. 255 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,880 Yes, it just... 256 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:51,600 I'll take a picture of us. 257 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:55,440 - Now it's going to be puling. - Yes. 258 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,520 Do you take another picture, because I got such a ... 259 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,360 I just: "No, no, no." 260 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,720 (mobile camera) 261 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,840 Shall we continue, shall we? 262 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:22,080 Jeanette, if you want, I can drive, then you can relax in the back seat. 263 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:26,320 - Yes. It was kindly done. - Fine. Then I'll do it. 264 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:30,840 Come, can't you sit with me? Then we can look at pictures. 265 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,440 (text) 266 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:55,000 - Shit, I got a reply from Peter. - Okay. 267 00:24:56,080 --> 00:25:01,080 - He would like to meet tonight. - Shit! It's deadly good. 268 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:04,760 - Tonight, like. - Now you're going to fuck. 269 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:09,960 One round with Peter, back to Anders. Then it's out of the world. 270 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:15,240 - You don't have to if you don't want to. - That's why we left. 271 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:20,440 - And I'm here for you all the way. - So am I. All the way. 272 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,520 And a little more. 273 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:38,800 All right, ladies. Destination Norefjell Ski and Spa. 274 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,280 - Fine! I've never been here before. - Okay, look here, then. 275 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,040 Are you there? Fucking trip! 276 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,000 (crash) 277 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:48,440 Shit! 278 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,920 It's going so well. My car is sponsored. 279 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,680 Okay. I'll just back up calmly. 280 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,520 (screams) Shit! 281 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:04,440 (man feels sorry for himself) 282 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:06,520 Oh, no! 283 00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:13,520 - Sorry. Did I meet you? - It's going well. I just have to pull myself together. 284 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,920 It's going well. I have to get to my car. 285 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:21,200 Yes, I will help you. Come, come. I do everything. 286 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:26,120 We go in and check in, so you guys fix it up here, okay? 287 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,920 And then you park the car. 288 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,280 What the hell? 289 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,640 - Sorry. - Just get me in the car. 290 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:45,480 I do anything, that is. I can flip, or I can… 291 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,440 I just have to find the damn insurance stuff. 292 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,040 The good news is that it just is the one ski that is broken. 293 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:08,880 - And maybe they were old? - I bought them for this trip. 294 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,080 Were they expensive and, or? 295 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:19,200 - Can't I have your number? - Yeah, yeah. 296 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:25,160 - Good. Then we can be called. - Yes, of course we can. 297 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:29,920 Yes, regarding insurances and such. 298 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,280 Yes, yes. I realized that. 299 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,120 - My name is Linda. - Kevin. 300 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:43,800 - Is there anything else I can do? - No need to do anything. 301 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:52,120 Then I park, and then... you just give me a sum. 302 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:03,360 - Like that. - Look here. Here is a... 303 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:07,080 Thank you. Oh yes, spa, yes. 304 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,840 Oh! 305 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:15,160 - Jesus, for some prices! - Yes, it's not that bad. 306 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:20,440 I thought the opposite: "It costs money to screw things up." 307 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:27,480 Don't say that. We don't think about price when we have a friend in crisis. 308 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,720 - Shall we go? - Yes. 309 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:38,240 What are you going for? Stress Relief? I see you are stressed. 310 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,840 Shall we just grab a beer? 311 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:48,520 Now we're going to make Sigrid super hot, and then we're going to the hot tub. 312 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,440 It will be so delicious. 313 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:57,960 - You must remember to check in. - Oh no! I typed wrong. 314 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,760 Hello, Linda. Get down. It's bullshit. 315 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:16,880 My God, Linda! That swimsuit there had mom. It is so cute. 316 00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,840 (text) 317 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,320 Now the champagne is ready, girls. I'll go get it. 318 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,400 How do you get a body like that, really? 319 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:51,000 It's just high combustion. 320 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,520 She there, that is! 321 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,960 Is there anything new from Peter, then? 322 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,800 Can you put the phone away for a bit, so can we chat a bit? 323 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,480 Now we finally have some time alone. 324 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,760 You are my very best friend. 325 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,800 I have known you and Anders since you laid your eyes on him. 326 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:24,880 Are you absolutely sure? that you want this here? 327 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:30,480 Now you must not start doubting on this. You support me right? 328 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,480 I always support you, whatever you choose. 329 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:40,840 But you and Anders have always been the dream couple, whom everyone looks up to. 330 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,240 - What has happened? - It's that he... 331 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:47,480 (stopper) (Jeanette squeals) 332 00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,320 Are you ready for a bit of daytime fun? 333 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,200 Be so good. Here. 334 00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:54,920 Linda. 335 00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:59,320 - Be so good. Toast! - Cheers! 336 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,480 (mobile phone) 337 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:07,440 - Shit, we have growing up time now. - Should we grow? 338 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:12,960 You must have a nice little hairstyle. You can't meet Peter in fur panties. 339 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,680 - What about the champagne? - Fuck it. It is sponsored. 340 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,000 We will order a new one afterwards. No stress. 341 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:27,120 So nice that we clicked so well. I don't feel like you're ten years older. 342 00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,800 Are you coming? 343 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:45,520 - What do you think, Linda? - There are many nice ones. Martini is sweet. 344 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:50,880 I once took Steven Seagal. Stein was dying! 345 00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:55,640 I just wanted to put him out a little bit. We can take matching. 346 00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:04,360 - I think I'm just over it. - She has ordered three. Come on again. 347 00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,760 Then there is Linda. 348 00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:12,000 - You go first, Jeanette. - I had too little hair. You just go. 349 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:16,680 You can get my sponsor. She takes the Landstrip. 350 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,760 - Good luck. - Hello. 351 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:27,760 Hang out over there. You can have put on the bathrobe, but the panties must come off. 352 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:37,160 Just lie down on the bench. Then we'll sort this out here. 353 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,760 (beep from mobile game) 354 00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:45,320 - Maybe he went wrong? - Carl? No, that's my son. 355 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,720 He wasn't feeling very well today. He sits and plays. 356 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,600 - Maybe he can wait outside? - He doesn't feel well. 357 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:58,280 Imagine if he gets bad outside. What kind of mother do you think I am? 358 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,080 He is not interested in this. Come and lie down here. 359 00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,400 Then we will decorate the bottom. 360 00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,800 You will get this towel. 361 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:18,800 You have to help me a little. Take hold and go back as best you can. 362 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,240 - It is quite a large area. - Shall I take hold here? 363 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:28,720 - No, not a promise. You're leaving. Spread it. - Yes. I understand. 364 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:34,840 Yes, yes, we all have ours. A little more. Proper ceiling. 365 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:40,920 I can take it another day. No one is going down there. I can... 366 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,920 - He's looking! - He sits and plays. 367 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:50,080 The whole point of taking it away, is to be seen. "Welcome in". 368 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:55,240 - Hello, hello. How are you, Linda? - The kid is looking. 369 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,760 No, he just sits and plays. 370 00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:03,000 - She's a wax virgin, you see. - You don't have to say that. See it. 371 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,320 Oh! 372 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,600 - No wonder she screams. - Look there, yes. 373 00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:12,520 The roots go very deep. Like anemones. 374 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,960 - "Finding Nemo". - Classy. Wow, Linda. 375 00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:18,360 They are very long. 376 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:21,640 - Spread more. - Look there. Yes, they are long. 377 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:26,080 You can do something about this. It is a small intervention. 378 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:30,600 - It can only be cut. - Yes, they are very long. 379 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,960 Do you think I should cut off my labia? 380 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:37,600 - It's completely normal. - It goes very fast. 381 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:42,400 No point in renovating the house when the curtains hang and flutter. 382 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,880 Oh! 383 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,640 - Can you go out?! - Yes. 384 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,080 What do you give Olivia as a birthday present? 385 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,320 A little different. 386 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,880 I want to talk to Sigrid about that puppy again. 387 00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,360 - Ouch!! Out! - Yes. 388 00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:08,480 I don't think those strips work. I have now left three times. 389 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,280 See. It's a part of you. It's your body. Be proud. 390 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:19,320 But it's still wall-to-wall. I need to get some stronger lye. 391 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:23,520 Keep an eye on the wax cooker so it doesn't get too hot. 392 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,560 We're going to get this done here. 393 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,920 You will always have baby pee. 394 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,280 Sigrid? 395 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,840 Have you given her the puppy? 396 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,600 - The puppy? No, no. - Thank you. 397 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:07,320 I think Sigrid needs to come in now, so it hardens before Peter goes down. 398 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,360 We have those that we use on very hairy men on their backs. 399 00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:16,200 - We can try that. - I'm over it. Sigrid can go now. 400 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:19,640 That's barely half which is gone. 401 00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:22,240 - I think it's a bit nice. - As you wish. 402 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:27,920 - Just come and lie down. - It's my son. He is not good. 403 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:32,560 So he is with his mum at work. He is not contagious. Lay down here. 404 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:35,720 You have to help me, for I have but two hands. 405 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:40,200 We have to stretch everything from all corners so we get to disinfect properly. 406 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,960 If you grab each side… 407 00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:49,160 Like that. Then we'll get waxed. It goes really fast. 408 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,880 Oh!! 409 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,040 Fucking hell! 410 00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:00,600 You should watch the temperature on the adult. It's fucking hot! 411 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:06,480 It's your son. First he looks, and then he turned up the heat. 412 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:12,240 He is not a small child. See what the lady says you've done. 413 00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,560 - How does it look? - It looks very burnt. 414 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:23,520 I write that you have a migraine. And that you want to meet tomorrow instead. 415 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:27,000 - Ouch, ouch, ouch. - Okay, help is near. 416 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:31,920 There are lots of good options here. Maybe this one, because it is… 417 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:36,240 - I can't have biscuits in there. - No. How about Snickers ice cream? 418 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:39,120 I can't stand peanuts. 419 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,840 - Super Spin! - Yes. 420 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,360 It's going to be a blast in there. 421 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,200 Like that! 422 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:54,000 It hurts a little the first time, and then it will be delicious. 423 00:37:56,680 --> 00:38:00,440 - Now it's coming. - Oh, it's cold! 424 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,680 (pling) Answer. 425 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:12,280 He wishes you a speedy recovery... They have a packed program tomorrow. 426 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,960 No! 427 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:26,080 Yes. They have a ski relay tomorrow, and then they will have a party at the cabin. 428 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,920 Feast? Father roll! 429 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:32,280 I promise you, I will fix this. Okay? 430 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:36,520 I find a solution. You have to fuck it off. 431 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,320 I'm here. We'll fix it. 432 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,800 This awkward scheme here I can't watch. 433 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,480 Hello, Peter. It's Linda. 434 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,760 That's how I'm together with Sigrid at Norefjell. 435 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,800 And I understood that you want to sleep with each other? 436 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:01,440 And Sigrid doesn't have that many opportunities to get fucked, - 437 00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,960 - so I suggest the following. 438 00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,720 You get us in on relay and party tomorrow. 439 00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,520 Then you can sneak away and get done away with... 440 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:16,480 But, come on, Peter. You are a seller, aren't you? Yes, right? 441 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:23,520 Ta-da! We are going to a relay and a party. 442 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,040 - Shit! - Yeah, shit, Linda. 443 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,920 - How is the room now? - A little better. 444 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:35,080 - We must celebrate that! - Champagne? 445 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:38,720 A bit painful to sit on a bar stool. 446 00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,720 Don't think too much about that ass. I have a cream with me. 447 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,800 - A cream? - Yes, to the star. 448 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:50,080 - Bleaching cream. - She's burnt! 449 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:56,520 Yes, but not in the hole itself. It has to look pretty when the rest is...ugly. 450 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,760 Why should she bleach her butthole? 451 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,880 Have you ever seen yourself in the ass? 452 00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:09,640 - No. - It gets darker every year. 453 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,280 Like annual rings on a tree. 454 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,440 Annual rings on a tree ... 455 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,680 ... enthusiasm and energy. (cell phone rings) 456 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,080 It's Linda. 457 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:52,320 - What has happened? - No, say it. 458 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:59,680 Fuck! Damn it! 459 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,040 Damn! 460 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,640 (screams) 461 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,520 Idiot! You are so stupid! 462 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,600 He bald? 463 00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:38,760 I just showed the butt hole to all my colleagues. 464 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:44,680 - Huh? - I was supposed to see those annual rings. 465 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:48,960 And then... then I set up the camera - 466 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:54,520 - to see, I had pressed on facetime to my boss. 467 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,840 - Yes. - And everyone just... 468 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,120 Yes, it... 469 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,440 - They will surely forget that quickly. - Yes, that... 470 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:11,640 - Do you think? - No! I think they will never forget that! 471 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,200 Linda, my God! 472 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:26,600 - My God! What do you do for a living? - I can't do anything about it. 473 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,360 I have something that can help. 474 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,440 - It's MDMA. - MDMA? 475 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,520 - Ecstasy?! - Hush! 476 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:55,600 "Central stimulant." Blah, blah. "Next day side effects." 477 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:59,040 "Depressed, lethargic, tired, apathetic." 478 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,960 No, we have that relay tomorrow. 479 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:06,520 Of course it says negative side effects online. 480 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:10,800 If someone gets depressed, they were from before. 481 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:16,120 It's very trendy. Everyone takes it. 482 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,440 - We do it! - Yes. 483 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:30,360 Fuck it. Here with it. Shit. 484 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,880 I don't know anything. 485 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,800 Good evening, guys! Now it's life! 486 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,920 - Hello! - Hello. 487 00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:00,480 are you here Oh, what a joy! 488 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:03,680 I was supposed to talk to the centerpiece of the party. 489 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:06,120 - Who is it? - You. 490 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:11,680 - Is it me? Fantastic! - I tried to call you today. 491 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,480 - Regarding the car. - Fuck, yes! 492 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,040 - How is the leg? - It's going well. 493 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,280 - I'll get a friend to look at it. - On the leg? 494 00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:25,320 - The car! - So good! So it doesn't cost anything? 495 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,320 - It costs nothing! - Nothing. 496 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,880 Oh god! God, you are so lovely! 497 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:35,680 You know what I thought when i saw you 498 00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:42,160 "I want him so incredibly much sleep with him, but he's far too young." 499 00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:47,400 But now I think like this: "You're not too young, you know." 500 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:52,160 - Are you drunk? - No, no, no! No! No! 501 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:58,160 No! But I have shown the butthole to all my colleagues on Facetime. 502 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,400 Was that you? 503 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:10,200 I have lectured at the seminar. I am a business psychologist. 504 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:14,320 But do you want to see the trunk mi one more time? 505 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,760 No, we're going to dance first. 506 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:23,080 I am very good at dancing. 507 00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,440 Good morning. 508 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,120 - Hello. - Hello. 509 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,480 Have you slept well? 510 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,280 - Yes. Have you? - Yes. 511 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:48,600 Excuse me for asking, but did something happen last night? 512 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,400 - You tried it. - Oh no. 513 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,840 And then you fell asleep. 514 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,680 I'm not in the habit of... 515 00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:04,760 ... dope me. It was the first and last time. 516 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,840 - No. - Yeah. 517 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:10,240 You have to take it again. You were so funny. 518 00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:14,120 You are funny. You were quite lovely. 519 00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,280 And a little strange and. 520 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,000 (pity) 521 00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:32,960 - Was it the bone? - Yes. 522 00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,880 You've got that, yes. Excuse me. 523 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:40,360 - I am very sorry for that. - It's going well. 524 00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:47,960 Sorry, but... Maybe I should go take a shower? 525 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,240 You smell very good. 526 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:03,680 - My God, you're so pretty. - So are you. 527 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,960 I just have to ask a question. 528 00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:12,880 - How old are you? - 33. 529 00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:18,600 Okay. So you are young, but not so young. Right. 530 00:50:27,840 --> 00:50:31,880 Sorry, one more time. It is It's been a long time since I've done that. 531 00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:36,680 - I have almost become a virgin again. - It's going well. 532 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,560 Just relax. 533 00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,600 - Oh! Shit! - Oh, fuck. 534 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,880 It was... very different. 535 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,440 It was completely wrong. 536 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:15,120 - Yes, it was wrong. Sorry. - I'm going to say sorry. Didn't mean it that way. 537 00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:19,360 It was a completely wrong reaction. Are you doing well? 538 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,960 (breaks down) 539 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:25,080 You're probably a little hungover. Do you want water? 540 00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,520 (breaks down) 541 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:33,120 No, I've never felt better. 542 00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,400 I didn't mean it. It's fucking cool. 543 00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:42,080 I dig it. It's very avant-garde. 544 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:44,640 (door slams) Avant-garde. 545 00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:54,560 - Hello, hello. - Don't look at her. 546 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,600 Don't look. 547 00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,280 (breaks down) 548 00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,720 (bottle clinks) (choked talking) 549 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,040 What the hell? 550 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,200 What the hell? 551 00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:23,440 (groan) 552 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,600 What the hell is going on here? 553 00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:32,280 What are you doing? Who the hell is that there? 554 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,280 So react, then! 555 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,080 What in heaven's name...? 556 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,720 It's him there... Lahlum. 557 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:52,440 - Get him loose, then! - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 558 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:56,480 - What have you done? - I know damn it. 559 00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:01,800 - Please release me immediately. - Yes, now we have to get going. 560 00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:06,880 I am very excited. I did not give permission for this. 561 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,920 - Top. - Fuck it. 562 00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:19,840 What is this thing? Damn. 563 00:53:23,240 --> 00:53:27,880 - Does anyone have paracetamol? - Yes. 564 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:40,160 Here. Jeanette paracetamol. It will be launched in the spring. 565 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:44,320 I'm not going to have any more off your dusty shit pills. 566 00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:46,720 I want pills. 567 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,760 Oh, damn it. 568 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,240 Oh no, damn it, Peter. 569 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,440 The baton. 570 00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:24,720 Okay, come on. We have to get up. We have to get something on. 571 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:29,560 There will be no fucking if you sit there and buy! 572 00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:35,040 - Repair! I have ClearEyes. - Fucking now, like? 573 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:38,480 Come on, girls! Put on your ski gear! 574 00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:51,320 Wow! My God, Lina. Take care. It's like a spear. 575 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:56,960 - It's my mother's old one. Works great. - Is it perhaps time to upgrade? 576 00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,680 That's not enough now. 577 00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,760 Okay, you guys. 578 00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:08,600 - Hello, hello. - Hello. 579 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,840 Are you driving and stalking me? 580 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,760 - No. - It is way over the limit. 581 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:22,240 (dog beeps) 582 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,960 - Hi, Rocco. - Don't pet my dog. 583 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,400 I don't want one look from you like that as long as you are here. Is that understood? 584 00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:41,520 Yes, you guys! Now that we are all gathered, We divide into two teams. 585 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:46,280 Blue and turquoise. We divide the stages within the teams. 586 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:50,480 We follow the route to we find our respective records. 587 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:56,800 And then, once we've chosen a winner, then it will be a party! 588 00:55:58,560 --> 00:56:02,880 Turquoise layers on you, blue layer on you. 589 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,400 Shall we see here we get a blue team. 590 00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:11,080 And turquoise. Turquoise here too. Be so good. 591 00:56:11,240 --> 00:56:12,760 Yes! 592 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,920 (cracks) 593 00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:45,600 - Sigrid told me about the puppy. - What then? 594 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:49,320 That you don't want to that me and Stein will buy it. 595 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,480 - I guess I never said that. - Why are you lying? 596 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:57,440 - I'm not lying! - No, you don't. 597 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,760 Are you jealous of me? Is that it? 598 00:57:04,480 --> 00:57:08,280 On you? No! 599 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,440 Shit. 600 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,360 You don't have to look at me. 601 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,040 Speed ​​up, dammit! You can do it! 602 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:56,920 See you, bitch! 603 00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:02,200 - See you at the finish line, old lady! - Shut up! 604 00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,400 I'll take you! 605 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,160 Come on! 606 00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:15,160 No! Not the hell! 607 00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:21,640 - Come on! - Oh, damn it. 608 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:27,200 No! 609 00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:32,320 Go away, Rocco! Go home with you! 610 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:37,920 - Move, Rocco! - Yes, then! 611 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,680 (dog beeps) 612 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:43,400 No! 613 00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:48,920 Rocco! 614 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:55,520 No, no, no. 615 00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:02,800 - He's stone dead. - You don't say that? 616 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,640 We have to bury it. Come on! 617 00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,840 It's rock hard. It doesn't work. 618 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:18,560 Run to Sigrid, and make up an excuse. 619 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:22,760 We have to make it look like an accident. Run, dammit! 620 00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,800 - Now you have to help me! - Yes, yes! 621 00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,960 Come on! Go, then! 622 00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:35,320 Come on again. Wake up, Rocco! "Another one bites the ..." 623 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,440 staying alive staying alive 624 00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:43,680 Rocco! No, that's no use. 625 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,200 Damn. 626 01:00:01,040 --> 01:00:02,920 One. 627 01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,320 Two ... three! 628 01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:06,760 Three! 629 01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:15,880 Brilliant plan. If we don't get it fixed this, Sigrid will not come to the party. 630 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:19,240 - You have to throw at three. - What? 631 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:24,200 You're a little...slow. If we roll three, it goes. 632 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:28,120 - Then there will be a party. - What's the matter with you, Linda? 633 01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:31,960 (groan) 634 01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:35,240 - If you follow me... - Can't you just shut up? 635 01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:38,800 Well done, Sigrid! 636 01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,800 Good, Sigrid. Come, we'll take him. 637 01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:45,920 I will help you. I will help. 638 01:00:46,080 --> 01:00:50,000 - I'll take him. - I'll take him too. 639 01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:55,600 A car will surely arrive now. We can do it. It will be good. 640 01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:00,840 (engine) 641 01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:03,240 No, it swerved. 642 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,320 (engine) 643 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:25,800 One. 644 01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,440 - Two ... and ... - Three! 645 01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:43,080 Did you throw the dog? 646 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:55,160 Rocco? 647 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,400 Rocco? 648 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:03,800 We found him in the ski track. 649 01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:08,560 I wonder whether it might have been a wolf. 650 01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,000 - Wolf? - Yes. 651 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,520 Or wolverine. 652 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:16,120 (crying) 653 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,640 Or moose. 654 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:23,560 Moose, they are aggressive, so... 655 01:02:26,960 --> 01:02:31,280 (sobs loudly) So, so. I understand that it hurts. 656 01:02:42,240 --> 01:02:43,880 What? 657 01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:49,000 Come on, Torgeir. 658 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:53,480 So, so. 659 01:02:57,200 --> 01:03:00,560 I think we should go. 660 01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:04,120 - I'll come with you. - Don't talk to me. 661 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:11,080 Linda! If you don't have realized it yet, - 662 01:03:11,240 --> 01:03:15,160 - just so you know: You're fired! 663 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,320 Um... 664 01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:27,280 You should probably just leave. Now, sort of. 665 01:03:28,040 --> 01:03:32,480 Sigrid has done nothing wrong. Maybe she could stay. 666 01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:36,000 No, that party is enough reasonably canceled now. 667 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:40,960 Now it's probably most comforting throughout the afternoon. 668 01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:48,720 I think we'll just go back up to the hotel. 669 01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:09,560 Sigrid. Åssen, can I make it right again? 670 01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:11,920 You can't. 671 01:04:15,200 --> 01:04:16,800 You ... 672 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,440 I am so incredibly disappointed. 673 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:22,520 (text) 674 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:27,520 Peter is on his way here now. The boss has drunk himself to sleep. 675 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:31,080 - What should I wear? - As little as possible. 676 01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,600 - Do you have anything I can borrow? - Yes, plenty in the fuck room. Come on. 677 01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:05,840 - You're hot. - Very. 678 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:12,040 Thank you so much, you guys. Because you have helped me dry this here. 679 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:15,960 Of course. Now you go in there. On him. 680 01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:20,040 - Enjoy yourself. Okay? - Okay. Yes! 681 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:31,760 Oh my god, so lovely for her to get it out of the world. 682 01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:38,920 Yes, what shall we come up with then, Linda? 683 01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:43,880 It probably won't take that long. She is driven, and he is horny. 684 01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:50,160 I think this is the worst in the world idea. She will regret it. 685 01:05:50,320 --> 01:05:54,040 No. Sigrid has said that it is the best solution. 686 01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:57,440 I think I know my best friend a little better than you. 687 01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:01,040 She's going to be eaten of bad conscience. 688 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:05,200 Then she tells Anders everything. Then Anders is crushed, - 689 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:11,040 - and then Sigrid is really devastated, and then they are both crushed. 690 01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:19,720 I can't just stand by and watch this. Give me that key. 691 01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:23,320 - You can't go there! - Yes, I can. 692 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:45,440 - No! - Excuse me. 693 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:50,280 I don't support you. I support you always, but not in this. 694 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,480 Could you please go out? 695 01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:56,800 The fuck it away project is coco. You've lost it, Sigrid. 696 01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:01,640 - Could you please go outside? - Anders is ten times better than him. 697 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:05,800 I've been listening to him at lunch for years. He is brain dead. 698 01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:09,200 He is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. 699 01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:12,840 There is no point in arguing. We are two adults... 700 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,000 Shut up, Peter. No one has asked you. 701 01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:20,880 I wish you could for 2 seconds act like a good friend. 702 01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:25,840 A good friend? Like Jeanette? Is that what you're thinking? 703 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:31,240 Please, Linda. Can't you put up with that Jeanette stuff? 704 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:35,920 Do you think you are the only one who having a hard time? You are not. 705 01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:40,840 After the divorce Do you think everything should be about you? 706 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:43,440 It's not Jeanette's fault. 707 01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:47,720 Don't you remember all that shit between you and Stein before Jeanette? 708 01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:52,680 It's easier to give Jeanette everything the culprit, and then you can be the victim. 709 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:56,680 Then you can only think about yourself. You are such a coward. 710 01:07:56,840 --> 01:08:02,600 I haven't been able to talk to you in almost two years! You are so self-absorbed. 711 01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:08,000 Then you will come here, when I have the man me up to suck his pee! 712 01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:11,520 You don't dare to take hold of your life. 713 01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:16,680 I can't bear to look at you you fucking bitter cunt. 714 01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:20,720 Shit. 715 01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:25,720 You ... 716 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:42,280 I think you should just get dressed. 717 01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:44,240 Dress me up? So... 718 01:08:52,120 --> 01:08:54,400 Where are you going? 719 01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:55,960 (doorbell) 720 01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:06,400 A bottle of wine delivered to your doormat every Friday. 721 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:11,760 Now is the time that the message sinks in. 722 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:18,160 - No dog is allowed in here. - Every Friday. 723 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:26,120 A little rabbit, but then I stretch. 724 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,720 Did I hear a little yes? 725 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:49,200 You will be the best gift. You just have to wait a little bit here. 726 01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:54,360 Maybe you will get a little heat in the ass? Full strength. 727 01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,560 And then you can get a little fan. 728 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:02,720 See you soon. 729 01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:09,640 (beep) 730 01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:22,680 Hello. 731 01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:36,680 - What the hell are you doing? - Coming for our daughter's birthday. 732 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:41,480 You have taken the car. Åssen will Sigrid and Jeanette get home? 733 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:46,480 - They have long legs. It's probably going well. - It's funny. 734 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:53,960 The most important thing is that the two of us is here. Olivia's parents. 735 01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:56,920 They've got a ride, so they're on their way. 736 01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:00,400 We can start the party, for we two are here. 737 01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:06,360 - Olivia probably appreciates that. - You have to try to pull yourself together. 738 01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:12,880 Now I have spoken to the hostess. She is on her way. 739 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,960 We just have to wait a little longer before there are cakes and pizza. 740 01:12:16,120 --> 01:12:20,720 No such gift sneaking here. Abrupt. 741 01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:24,920 Wait a little, and the others will come. Sharpen yourself! 742 01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:36,280 - Hello, friend. - Hello. 743 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:48,480 Mom, I'm hungry. 744 01:12:50,040 --> 01:12:54,360 - Victoria has skating practice soon. - Look here. 745 01:12:55,400 --> 01:13:00,160 Hello, you guys! Excuse me. So good to see you. 746 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:01,800 Hello! 747 01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:05,760 Kevin. The rescuer. Without him if we hadn't made it down. 748 01:13:05,920 --> 01:13:09,880 You must be very hungry. Shall we get down to the table. 749 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:13,960 - It's pizza. Lots of delicious food. - Where are we going to sit? 750 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:39,120 - Tell me, then. How was the trip? - It was a lot of fun. 751 01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:42,920 Lots of nice trips. Great weather. 752 01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:47,400 It was very nice. Nice spa department. 753 01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:51,840 - It was very good arugula. - Stock up on tomatoes. 754 01:13:55,640 --> 01:13:59,600 - So nice that you got it here. - Yes, thank you. 755 01:13:59,760 --> 01:14:04,800 - Jeanette is responsible for... - Do you do interior design and the like? 756 01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:11,520 Yes, I have it as a small hobby. Not that I'm educated or anything. 757 01:14:12,560 --> 01:14:15,400 It is a natural talent. 758 01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:20,480 Maybe you can help Linda with getting some order. 759 01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:24,760 She really needs that, doesn't she? 760 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:32,960 - Is there something you need help with? - There are some student conditions. 761 01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:36,720 - That's it. - So she needs a boost. 762 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:39,600 Make it a little more homely. 763 01:14:39,760 --> 01:14:44,080 - Yes, maybe so. - Absolutely. Call me if you... 764 01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:53,280 Yes, Olivia. Shall we go for the packages? 765 01:14:53,440 --> 01:14:57,480 - Gifts! - Yes, we do. 766 01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:01,360 Out into the hallway and first on the right. 767 01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:03,040 Olivia? 768 01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:06,320 Olivia? 769 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:09,960 - Olivia? - Yes? 770 01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:14,400 I have a super surprise to you out in the car. 771 01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:15,800 What? 772 01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:20,840 cheers for you who are celebrating your birthday yes, we want to congratulate you 773 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:24,960 No. 774 01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:39,320 No! It doesn't work! 775 01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:42,520 - No! - You, can you behave a little? 776 01:15:44,280 --> 01:15:48,680 Are you talking to me about behaving? That's resilient, Jeanette. 777 01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:52,440 You can sit down, everyone. We're going to talk about behavior. 778 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:57,000 After the nice trip ... Sit down! After the broken girls' trip. 779 01:15:57,160 --> 01:16:00,520 Now I think you should calm down, Linda. 780 01:16:00,680 --> 01:16:04,480 Are you asking me to calm down? We've had a girl's trip, - 781 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:08,880 - or should I call a spade for a spade? A fucking trip! 782 01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:12,520 - Now you have to stop. - Sit down and shut up. 783 01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:17,640 They called it a fucking trip. I was just join! It wasn't my fucking trip. 784 01:16:17,800 --> 01:16:22,080 - I'm just saying it straight out. - Now that's enough, Linda. 785 01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:25,560 Are you talking to me that it's enough? I'll tell you when it's enough. 786 01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:29,680 When I was a good friend and told you and was honest. 787 01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:34,400 But you couldn't stand it. So now you're stabbing me in the back. 788 01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:39,120 And give the puppy away when you know everything I've been through. 789 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:44,360 It hurt like hell because now you are best friend with a blogger whore! 790 01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:45,960 Now it holds. Sit down. 791 01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:50,440 I will tell you about the newly confirmed pink blogger. 792 01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:54,520 Shall I say what's coming out of her mouth? 793 01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:59,320 "We have to screw it up, Sigrid." "Now we're going to fuck it!" 794 01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:03,840 Fuck away what then? 795 01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:10,000 You can go to hell the whole damn gang! 796 01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:14,080 Not you, Olivia. i love you 797 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:18,920 Excuse me. But this takes the cake. 798 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:23,000 (door slams) 799 01:17:24,760 --> 01:17:27,560 I didn't, that is. 800 01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:35,160 I'll just go check on her. 801 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:45,360 Shit. 802 01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:52,160 - Damn rabbit. It's your fault. - Linda! 803 01:17:54,720 --> 01:17:59,160 - Help me. You have to drive me. - I can't drive. 804 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:03,120 Then I have to drive your car. Take the bitch. 805 01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:06,280 Hurry into the car. They are coming! 806 01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:10,000 - Shouldn't we talk about it? - No. 807 01:18:10,160 --> 01:18:13,080 - Linda! - They're coming! Hurry up! 808 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,680 Stop, Linda! 809 01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,560 - The car key. - Linda has it. 810 01:18:18,720 --> 01:18:21,280 - Take ours! - Here! 811 01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:23,840 Come on! 812 01:18:25,160 --> 01:18:27,360 The car is here! 813 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,600 (car lock) 814 01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:37,920 Wait! 815 01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:41,480 - There is no room. - Then make room, then. 816 01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:45,600 - Olav, help me. - Like that, yes. 817 01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:50,840 - We must wear seat belts. - Forget it. 818 01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:04,320 Hurry up. Come on again. 819 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:10,720 - Linda, you have to talk to them. - No, you can just screw it up. 820 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:16,440 Linda, bring that puppy or something I tear it out of your hands! 821 01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:19,480 Shut up! Read the damn card. Please be kind. 822 01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:44,920 That's quite typical, isn't it? 823 01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:49,520 I'm really freaking out, and then you have written my name on it. 824 01:19:49,680 --> 01:19:54,320 It's my luck that I just stumble and… 825 01:19:56,080 --> 01:20:00,880 If it goes wrong, so be it my fault. I'm sorry about that. 826 01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:05,520 But it does matter not really about the puppy. 827 01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:12,560 Talk to them. 828 01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:20,360 I feel that I do not have control over my life. 829 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:23,320 That I have lost everything which was once mine. 830 01:20:23,480 --> 01:20:28,520 And that it has suddenly come a new and smarter owner, - 831 01:20:28,680 --> 01:20:31,280 - who is stunningly beautiful, young and pretty. 832 01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:36,280 My husband and my daughter have received a new family and are happy. 833 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:39,040 And I'm all alone. 834 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:44,600 - There is no one to receive me. - What bloody nonsense. 835 01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:53,000 But Linda. She hasn't taken me away from you. 836 01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:56,400 My God! 837 01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:02,800 What is going on here? You are blocking all escape routes. 838 01:21:02,960 --> 01:21:07,360 Have you not read the regulations? (dog beeps) 839 01:21:07,520 --> 01:21:11,640 A dog? Rabbit, I said. Not a dog. 840 01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:15,080 That wasn't the deal! 841 01:21:20,240 --> 01:21:23,760 - He fell. - I call 112. 842 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:32,160 - A little up. - Now you can have a dog, at least. 843 01:21:40,960 --> 01:21:43,120 (cell phone rings) 844 01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:50,640 Hello, Olivia. 845 01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:55,640 I just wanted to show the puppy where you live when you are with me. 846 01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:02,440 I have been a very stupid mom today. 847 01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:09,040 I became childish when Jeanette and daddy wanted to give you the puppy. 848 01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:15,800 I hope you can forgive me. I I have been concerned about myself. Long. 849 01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:20,880 I love you very much, my girl. 850 01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:25,640 Now papa and Jeanette are coming home with the puppy soon. 851 01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:28,480 Okay. Have it. 852 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:45,440 Take her in the car. I need to talk to Linda. 853 01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:52,600 I honestly didn't know That's how you felt. 854 01:22:54,440 --> 01:22:59,280 And I didn't mean to to come between you and Sigrid. 855 01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:05,440 It might be a little hard to believe, but I don't have many girlfriends. 856 01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:11,400 So I felt maybe that we were a small group. 857 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:16,200 And I really haven't tried to take Olivia away from you. 858 01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:22,120 I wouldn't have been able to do that if I had tried. She loves her mom so much. 859 01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:29,200 And I hope that I might too one day will be a supermom. 860 01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:34,560 But I don't know if Stein wants more children. 861 01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:38,000 And he is really old. 862 01:23:38,160 --> 01:23:41,560 I don't know if he has more sperm. 863 01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:51,720 That was really kind of you to put my name on the card. 864 01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:56,440 I really appreciate that. Thank you very much. 865 01:23:57,560 --> 01:24:00,760 It should just be missing, really. 866 01:24:02,280 --> 01:24:05,560 I might have to go. See you. 867 01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:11,480 - I'll stay here with you. - No, you don't need it. 868 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:15,400 - You won't be alone now. - No, but that... 869 01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:18,760 - Kevin stays here. - Yes. 870 01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:39,880 Lunch tomorrow? 871 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:50,240 You don't have to stay, that is. That was just something i said. You just have to run. 872 01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:53,560 - I can't run. - No. 873 01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:57,040 No, it's true. 874 01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:05,840 Okay, so… 875 01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:08,720 Yes... 876 01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:26,600 (sugar) 877 01:26:03,080 --> 01:26:04,880 Ta-da. 878 01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:27,560 I thought maybe we could train a little together. 879 01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:01,880 You ... 880 01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:07,360 I've said it a million times that the key is only for emergencies. 881 01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:12,880 I got a key from Birgit and Olav. I had to check if you were ok. 882 01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:16,200 Okay. Yes. 883 01:27:27,040 --> 01:27:30,520 - Have you eaten coconut buns? - Yes. 884 01:27:36,280 --> 01:27:39,680 I just don't get it why you are here. 885 01:27:39,840 --> 01:27:41,640 Because... 886 01:27:45,720 --> 01:27:51,200 ... i like you. I thought maybe that you liked me too. A little. 887 01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:54,520 But I'm hurt... I have done everything... 888 01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:59,600 Were it not for you, I wouldn't be sitting here now. 889 01:28:00,280 --> 01:28:04,520 - Do you see it that way? - Yes. I'm sitting here now. 890 01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:11,200 And then I know you want to to sleep with me, because you said so. 891 01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:16,960 - Isn't that just why you're here? - No. A little. 892 01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:21,360 No, I'm kidding. I'm here because I like you. 893 01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:32,280 I like you and. 894 01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:36,080 And I would very much like to sleep with you 895 01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:38,080 Come here. 896 01:28:42,080 --> 01:28:45,160 By the way, I brought the rabbit with me. 897 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:49,920 - I had forgotten that. Thanks. - Oh! 898 01:28:50,080 --> 01:28:54,200 - Oh, sorry. It was the bone? - Fuck it. 899 01:28:55,560 --> 01:29:00,360 - Do you still have the avant-garde welding? - You can check. 900 01:31:27,240 --> 01:31:30,120 Lise Weggersen Scandinavian Text Service